Dear Yahoo!,
I have decided to terminate my account with you.

I’d like to tell you it’s not you – it’s me… And that it’s nothing personal… But… It IS you and it IS personal.

You don’t meet my needs, and have not for a long time. You are a sub-par technological redundancy in my life.

Good luck. I hope you find a way to make someone else happy, and provide services and technology that enhance their productivity.

Sincerely,
Michael Hackmer